Gotta love the internet

I was just doing a little google search to see if I could find a place in my area that does semen analysts. I started typing in "semen" and one of the top suggestions was "semen=based recipes". Of course, I had to click. I mean, there were 61,500 results. I just picked the first one.

Oh yes, a whole book on cooking with semen. There are so many things to say... "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants." Why yes, it is. Wow. I am truly speechless.

"Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic." Really, what do I say about that? Never thought to compare the stuff to wine and cheese.

I like that some of the keywords included "cooking with cum".

And the comments. Wow. The comments.

"We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook"

"I might try the sushi one first. My lady is used to eating it raw so that seems like a good start point."

"This book is amazing, i love preparing the ingredients, i have my "friends" come by and help me get them together and then we enjoy our meals!"

"This book really opened up my food vocabulary. I never knew how great these recipes could be. Also, how different they can taste per the person. Mine taste like buffalo."

"I won't be asking people to come to dinner anymore...I will be asking them to come AT dinner !!!"