I Talk of Semen
I spent an hour on the phone today, mostly trying to find a place for DH to jack off. (I wasn't really sure if jack off was two words or one but the spellcheck is telling me that jackoff isn't a word, so it must be two words.) After calling several places last week to find somewhere that would check out DH's sperm, the closest place to our house to get a semen analysis (SA) done is in the city, about 45 minutes away. I was able to make an appointment for DH to drop his sample off and was told that they need to receive the sample within an hour from when it was produced. I called DH at work (he had to talk in code on the other end since he works in a cubicle surrounded by other cubicles) to let him know. He asked me to call back to find out if there was a place where he could jerk off (spell check says that's two words too) in case he got stuck in traffic or it took awhile to find a place to park. The person I talked to in the lab kept interrupting herself with thoughts trying to figure out what to do. She kept saying something about needing to reserve a room and I kept thinking I wasn't reserving a hotel room by the hour (although DH said that was a possible solution), just needed a broom closet for DH to spank his monkey in. I ended up on hold for awhile. Then some woman answered and said she could reserve a room. I started giving her the information. She then said that she can't make appointments for the doctor that wrote the prescription so I had to call another number and schedule there. As far as I can tell, I got everything set up for DH to pleasure himself next Wednesday at a women's hospital.
Conversation with DH when he came home from work:
Me: I spent the entire afternoon trying to find a place for you to jack off.
DH: That is how I have spent my entire life, so don't complain about one afternoon.
For once, it is easier being a woman. I made my appointment to have some blood work done tomorrow online. That took about 3 minutes.
Conversation with DH when he came home from work:
Me: I spent the entire afternoon trying to find a place for you to jack off.
DH: That is how I have spent my entire life, so don't complain about one afternoon.
For once, it is easier being a woman. I made my appointment to have some blood work done tomorrow online. That took about 3 minutes.
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